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Anotace: Job opportunity: Soulmate wanted

Required immediately
A soulmate
Based in
Wherever I am

Ideal candidate
Will have no previous experience
And therefore
Will take me as unique

Good communication
And interpersonal skills
Are of course
Needed

Preferrably handsome
A photo might help
But now
I'm being superficial

A university degree
Would probably help
But actually
None of this really matters

As long as you'll be able
To understand my soul
And I'll be able
To understand yours