The Lucky One

Anotace: About one lucky individual. Warning: text contains dangerous levels of sarcasm. (Extended and rhymed version of the Klayton´s "Lucky One" song)

I´m, I´m, I´m the Lucky One
What are you waiting for? Come get some!
I´m so stuck underneath God´s thumb
I simply must be the Lucky One!

Stupidities are in constant trends
Murphy and his laws are my best friends!
All dreams gone before they've come
Hooray for me, I'm the Lucky One!

A sinking ship, my life is a boat
I got a fishbone stuck in my throat!
Im sorry for this intenstive chocking
but its the wood bellow that is smoking!
I never thought this can be such fun
So applaud for me cause I´m the Lucky One!

Rusted linings all over my black clouds
Who is aware of my current whereabouts?
It´s raining piss
so I´m up for a kiss
Wish upon blackstar so it can come
It's all just for me cause I'm the Lucky One!

I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my fucking head is stuck
I tried to run and breach the wall
All I have left is massive ball

Lucky for me I´m just a human
could be lot worse, could be a woman
Lucky for me Im my fathers son
I guess that makes me the Lucky One

I tried get modus, recevied a median
Guess Im no more then happy comedian
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck!

Thank God I dont belive in luck
One would be surprised how much it can suck
Thank God I give one big fuck
To all of those beliving in luck

I´m, I´m, I´m the Lucky One
Hooray for me being Lucky One
All fame for for me cause Im the Lucky One
I guess that makes me the Lucky One